2008 Woodie Awards
Top 10 Things to do While Stuck in Traffic
Dom Drake
Issue date: 1/17/03 Section: Opinions
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10. Turn windshield wiper fluid on and pretend like it's raining
9. Tell the guy in the car beside you, "I lowered my cholesterol today."
8. Ask your neighbor if he has any Grey Poupon
7. Start a paper fight with neighboring drivers.
6. Start a honk along to "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
5. Use jumper cables to resuscitate road kill.
4. Ask neighboring cars if they want to play bumper cars.
3. Do Chinese Fire Drills with the cars around you.
2. Blast talk radio and head bang.
1. Have an intense conversation with the empty seat next to you.
Sources Dominique Drake and www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archives
9. Tell the guy in the car beside you, "I lowered my cholesterol today."
8. Ask your neighbor if he has any Grey Poupon
7. Start a paper fight with neighboring drivers.
6. Start a honk along to "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
5. Use jumper cables to resuscitate road kill.
4. Ask neighboring cars if they want to play bumper cars.
3. Do Chinese Fire Drills with the cars around you.
2. Blast talk radio and head bang.
1. Have an intense conversation with the empty seat next to you.
Sources Dominique Drake and www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archives